He's gloochier than a heffalump,
though somewhat of fraptode chump.
(Don't tell him!)
He snortles around rocks and stones
and loves to grind up brittle bones
of those who sit and kronk alone
to fell him...
He snortles over hill and dale
while gruttling for a fructus bale
of weedpoke stems, or bragmus tails
with lemin.
He snortles up the stairs at night
to give all babtot kips a fright
by smogrifying all the light,
and yellin'!
Best clup your eyes and huj your snout
whenever Snozmole Wump's about...
Oh, no! My fribble friends, lookout!
He's comin'!
With thanks to Tess and apologies to Kelsey Hannah for this flight of fancy for The Mag 214.
oh snortle and chortle this poem is so kuetortle....
ReplyDeleteoh i luv it, wish i could have said it in the language of your poem though; Have a lovely Sunday
ReplyDeleteoh and please share at my blog on Tuesday 22nd April - 'Earth Day' and Thursday April 24th - 'A Poem In Your Pocket Day'
much love…
What a fun character! I imagine the reading of this poem for kids! haha
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you're far too nice a blogger to be thinking of gruttling and smogrifying . . but the verse is just the sort of thing the grands would love.
ReplyDeleteThis was so much fun to read and would be a delight for kiddies.
ReplyDeleteWhat fun! This would be great to reread aloud once we ladies had a drink....be a right giggle......and probably make perfect sense to some!
ReplyDeleteA very fun read not unlike a Lewis Carroll type creature! Love it!
ReplyDeleteMakes perfect sense to me! The kids are so going to read this aloud when they wake up.
ReplyDeleteNo flight of fancy about it , Jinksy , blind Freddy can see this creature in the image ! .....im sure she will work him out in time
ReplyDeleteSnozmole Wump! Love it. Well done Jinksy, very creative.
ReplyDeleteAh what fun! Love this nonsensical little piece. Well done!!
ReplyDeleteJen, you have been reading too much Lewis Carol!
ReplyDeleteLuvely!
You are so clever n' fun! I love your poem~ YOU make me smile with wonder!
ReplyDeleteClever is, just the beginning of this!
ReplyDeleteOh, this was fun to read just made me grin..
ReplyDeleteJust came across the Jinksy as I flittered through my reader - bloody brilliant!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Delightful :)
ReplyDeleteTigerbrite
Gotta love this one, shades of the Jabberwocky.
ReplyDeleteSo well done!
=)
help
ReplyDeleteYikes!
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